I Married the M in A&M
Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands
I Married the M in A&M –Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
Verse 1:
Well, everyone talks about the A in A and M,
Agriculturists, Agronomist, aggies like me,
But let me tell ya, there’s more to this farm,
I married the M, and I’m livin’ a life charmed.
She fixed the tractor when it wouldn’t start,
With grease on her hands, she’s pure state-of-the-art.
She don’t need no manual, no guide, no ink,
She had that John Deere runnin’ with one little wink.
Chorus:
She’s the M in A&M,
The one who keeps the wheels turnin’ again.
While I plant the fields and get in a bind,
She’s got the tools, the heart, and an engineer’s mind.
Sure, she can dance, and loves Bob Wills,
She’s the queen of the farm, a toolbox of skills.
I’d be lost without her, there’s no debate,
She’s the M in A&M, and my perfect mate.
Verse 2:
The well was bringin’ up mud, the pump was shot,
I stood there clueless, but she knew what’s what.
With a wrench in her hand and fire in her eye,
She had that pump flowin’ like a river runnin’ by.
She’s got a way with wires, pipes, and gears,
I swear I’ve never seen anyone tackle their fears.
If it’s broke, she’ll mend it without even a pause,
She’s the real deal, the farm’s mechanic boss.
Chorus:
She’s the M in A&M,
The one who keeps the wheels turnin’ again.
While I plant the fields and get in a bind,
She’s got the tools, the heart, and an engineer’s mind.
Sure, she can dance, and loves Bob Wills,
She’s the queen of the farm, a toolbox of skills.
I’d be lost without her, there’s no debate,
She’s the M in A&M, and my perfect mate.
Verse 3:
The milkin’ machine went down in the barn last night,
I thought we’d lose the herd, not a cow in sight.
But she grabbed her tools, didn’t break a sweat,
Had it hummin’ again, not one bit upset.
Leakin’ roofs, busted pipes, she’s seen it all,
While I stand there lookin’, the milking ’bout to stall.
She’s the M in my life, the heart of this farm,
With her around, nothin’s ever cause for alarm.
Chorus:
She’s the M in A&M, always keeping things tight,
Turning wrenches by day, dancing to Wills by night.
While I plant the fields and get in a bind,
She’s got the tools, the heart, and an engineer’s mind.
Sure, she can fix up the farm without a hitch,
She’s the queen of the farm, a toolbox that’s rich.
I’d be lost without her, there’s no debate,
She’s the M in A&M, and my perfect mate.
Bridge:
Now the crops are growin’, the cattle are fed,
But it’s her fixin’ the broken that keeps me ahead.
From sunup to sundown, she’s always on the mend,
I married the M, my partner, my friend.
Chorus:
She’s the M in A&M,
The one who keeps the wheels turnin’ again.
While I plant the fields and get in a bind,
She’s got the tools, the heart, and an engineer’s mind.
Sure, she can dance, and loves Bob Wills,
She’s the queen of the farm, a toolbox of skills.
I’d be lost without her, there’s no debate,
She’s the M in A&M, and my perfect mate.
OUTRO:
Now I’m the Acreage, and she’s the Machinery,
Together we’ve built a life that runs seamlessly.
I’d be lost without her, in work and in love,
She’s the M in A&M, my gift from above.
Through every rough patch and each uphill strife,
She’s not just my partner—she’s my mechanically inclined wife.
END
Gig ’em, baby!
