This Is Why Taxes Suck
Performed by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands
[Verse 1]
I wake up at dawn, put my boots on the floor
Head out to the fields, like every day before
I’m raisin’ crops and cattle, workin’ hard every day
But when the taxman comes, he takes it all away
[Chorus]
This is why taxes suck, they take what we’ve earned
We’re breakin’ our backs, but the tables have turned
They want a piece of my pie, before it’s even baked
This is why taxes suck, for heaven’s sake!
[Verse 2]
I’ve got a rusty old tractor that barely runs
But they tax me on it like it’s brand new, son
And that ol’ barn I built with my two hands
Well, the taxman’s figured out how to get his share of that land
[Chorus]
This is why taxes suck, they take what we’ve earned
We’re breakin’ our backs, but the tables have turned
They want a piece of my pie, before it’s even baked
This is why taxes suck, for heaven’s sake!
[Bridge]
I’m plantin’ seeds of sweat and hope
But Uncle Sam’s got a way to cut that rope
He’ll tax the corn before it’s in the bin
And tax the milk before it’s even skimmed
[Verse 3]
They tax the feed for my hungry cows
They tax the rain that falls on my plows
They’ll tax the air that I breathe if they could
But you can’t tax the pride of workin’ this land good
[Chorus]
This is why taxes suck, they take what we’ve earned
We’re breakin’ our backs, but the tables have turned
They want a piece of my pie, before it’s even baked
This is why taxes suck, for heaven’s sake!
[Outro]
So here’s to the farmers, raisin’ a fuss
We’ll pay what we owe, but don’t tax our trust
This is why taxes suck, that’s the bottom line
Just let me keep what’s mine, mine, mine
Why Taxes Suck: A Farmer’s Perspective on the Burdens of Taxation
Taxes are an inevitable part of life, much like death and the weather. However, while we may grudgingly accept the need for taxation, it’s hard not to feel the sting—especially if you’re a farmer. For those who work the land, taxes are more than just a yearly annoyance; they’re an ever-present drain on resources, time, and patience. If you’ve ever spent a sleepless night worrying about the next tax bill or found yourself shaking your fist at the sky over yet another unexpected fee, you’re not alone. Here’s why taxes suck, particularly for those in the agriculture industry.
The Hidden Costs of Farming
Let’s start with the obvious: farming is expensive. Whether you’re raising crops, livestock, or both, the costs associated with farming can be staggering. There’s the land itself, which doesn’t come cheap, not to mention the equipment, feed, seed, and other supplies that are necessary to keep a farm running. On top of that, there’s labor—either paying workers or putting in countless hours yourself.
But here’s where it gets really tricky: almost everything on a farm is subject to taxation. Property taxes, sales taxes on equipment and supplies, income taxes on any profits (if you’re lucky enough to have them), and more. The taxman has his hand in every part of the operation, taking a cut at every step. And it’s not just the big-ticket items like land and equipment; even the feed you buy for your animals or the seeds you plant in the ground are taxed. It’s as if every part of your livelihood is being nibbled away at by a swarm of hungry tax collectors.
The Property Tax Conundrum
Property taxes are a particular pain point for farmers. Unlike other businesses, which can move to more tax-friendly locations, farmers are tied to their land. If your property taxes go up, you can’t just pack up and move to a cheaper area. You’re stuck with whatever the local government decides to levy, and in some areas, those taxes can be crippling.
The problem is exacerbated by the fact that many rural areas have relatively few services compared to urban centers, yet farmers often pay disproportionately high property taxes. It’s not uncommon for a farmer to see their tax bill go up year after year, even as the services provided by the local government remain minimal. You’re paying more and more, but you’re not getting anything extra in return—except maybe a new pothole to dodge on the way to town.
Equipment Taxes: Paying for Old Iron
Farmers rely on equipment, and equipment is expensive. Tractors, plows, combines—these aren’t small investments. They’re the backbone of the farm, and without them, nothing would get done. But guess what? They’re also subject to taxes. And not just when you buy them. Oh no, the government has found ways to tax that equipment year after year.
In some areas, farmers are required to pay taxes on the value of their equipment as if it were still new. This means that even if you’re driving a tractor that’s older than your kids, you might be paying taxes on it like it just rolled off the assembly line. It’s as if the government refuses to acknowledge that equipment depreciates over time. Meanwhile, the farmer is left trying to keep that old iron running just a little longer, while still being taxed as if it’s brand new.
Income Taxes: Taking a Cut Before the Crop Comes In
Income taxes are another thorn in the side of farmers. Farming is a seasonal business, and profits can be unpredictable. Some years are good, and some years are bad, but the taxman doesn’t care. He wants his cut, whether you’ve had a bumper crop or barely scraped by.
And it’s not just income taxes on your yearly earnings. Many farmers are also hit with capital gains taxes if they sell off part of their land or equipment. So, if you decide to downsize or need to sell off a piece of land to cover other expenses, you’re going to take a hit from Uncle Sam. It’s a harsh reality that even when you’re trying to simplify or stabilize your operation, the government is there to take its share.
Sales Taxes on Supplies: Nickel and Diming the Farm
Then there’s the constant drip of sales taxes on every little thing a farmer needs to buy. Feed, seed, fertilizer, fencing materials—it’s all taxed. These are essential supplies, the very things that make farming possible, yet they’re treated like luxury items at the register. Over time, these small sales taxes add up to a significant chunk of change, taking even more out of the farmer’s pocket.
For a farmer trying to make ends meet, these constant little fees can be maddening. It’s like being nibbled to death by ducks—each bite is small, but after a while, you’re left feeling hollowed out.
The Bureaucracy: A Tax on Time and Sanity
Beyond the financial burden, taxes also come with a heavy load of bureaucracy. Filing taxes as a farmer is no simple task. There are forms to fill out, deductions to calculate, and deadlines to meet. Many farmers find themselves spending hours, if not days, each year just trying to get their paperwork in order.
And woe to the farmer who makes a mistake. The tax code is notoriously complex, and even a small error can result in fines, penalties, or an audit. For someone who’d rather be out in the field than behind a desk, this bureaucratic quagmire is just another reason why taxes suck.
Conclusion: A Necessary Evil, But…
In the end, we all understand that taxes are necessary. They pay for roads, schools, and other public services that benefit everyone. But for farmers, the burden of taxation can feel especially heavy. When every aspect of your livelihood is taxed—often in ways that feel unfair or disproportionate—it’s easy to see why so many farmers have a less-than-favorable view of the taxman.
So the next time you hear someone grumbling about taxes, spare a thought for the farmers. They’re out there in the fields, working hard to feed the nation, while the taxman takes his cut at every turn. And that, folks, is why taxes suck.