She Thinks I Plow Too Fast
Performer by Bale Harrison & The Field Hands
Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
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Verse 1
Well she ain’t into roses, and candlelight, She’s more about the fields under the moonlight. But last night, oh, something wasn’t right, Said my old John Deere was moving out of sight.
Chorus
She thinks I plow too fast, Really throws her back, She says it’s like a sprint, when it should be a trek. I’m racing through the furrows, dust flying past, She’s hollerin’ from the porch, “Boy, you better make it last!”
Verse 2
Got my hat tipped low, my boots just right, Thought I was king of her heart by the barn’s twilight. But she just laughed, said, “Babe, you missed the clue, It ain’t about the speed, it’s the ride—ain’t that true?”
Chorus
She thinks I plow too fast, Doesn’t want a blast, Looking for a slow ride, not something that just passed. I’m all about the acres, got to cover ground, I wish she’d waving me down for another round.
Bridge
Now I’m tuning down the throttle, ease it nice and slow, Learning that the best love ain’t a one-man show. She smiles and nods, as we take it slow, Guess there’s something ‘bout a man who finally knows.
Verse 3
Tonight, we’re under stars, just taking our time, She’s got a smile so wide, sipping on homemade wine. Says, “Now that’s the pace, just perfect and fine, Keep plowing like that, and you’ll always be mine.”
Chorus
Now she thinks my plow’s just right, Loves our country nights, We’re moving with the rhythm, under the soft moonlight. No more rush in the field, got the setting just right, She loves how my plow works, from dusk till daylight.
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The song “She Thinks My Plow’s Too Fast” is a playful and clever parody of “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy,” and it’s chock-full of metaphorical references that delightfully bridge agricultural work with the intricacies of human relationships and sexuality. Here’s an analysis of the metaphor:
The Core Metaphor: The Plow as a Lover
At its heart, the song equates the act of plowing – traditionally a symbol of tilling the land – with the art of lovemaking. The plow, which typically moves through soil to prepare it for planting, becomes a stand-in for the narrator’s approach to intimacy. Just as a farmer must carefully manage the speed and depth of his plow to optimize the yield, the narrator learns that attention to pace and sensitivity in his personal relations can “yield” a more fulfilling partnership.
Verse Analysis: Speed Isn’t Everything
The first verse introduces the issue: the plow (or the lover) is moving too fast, prioritizing efficiency over enjoyment. This comedic take pokes fun at the common human misstep where faster is often mistakenly equated with better. “Well she ain’t into roses, and candlelight,” suggests that while the partner appreciates the practical, there’s a missing element of romance or slow enjoyment, often symbolized by more traditional romantic gestures.
Chorus: Feedback in Relationships
The chorus, “She thinks my plow’s too fast,” is a humorous outcry from the partner, calling for a reassessment of priorities. It’s a direct and funny way of saying that the “plow operator” needs to tune into his partner’s needs rather than rushing through the motions. This could be seen as a light-hearted nod to common critiques in romantic relationships about paying attention to the partner’s needs and the importance of not rushing intimate moments.
Bridge: Learning and Adjustment
The bridge shows growth and adaptation, key elements in any successful relationship, particularly sexual ones. “Now I’m tuning down the throttle, ease it nice and slow,” humorously suggests that our narrator is learning the importance of pacing and that sometimes, slower can indeed be better. It’s a metaphor for learning to be attentive and responsive, recognizing that the journey can be as important as the destination.
Closing Thoughts: The Perfect Pace
By the end of the song, there’s a resolution where the plow’s speed has been adjusted to the perfect pace, leading to mutual satisfaction. It’s a comedic but poignant reminder that in love, as in farming, understanding and adapting to the terrain (or your partner) can lead to a bountiful harvest (or a happy relationship).
In summary, “She Thinks My Plow’s Too Fast” uses the act of plowing as a metaphor for lovemaking, turning a humorous eye on the importance of pacing, communication, and attentiveness in human sexuality. It’s a clever reminder that sometimes, you have to adjust the throttle to keep the romance alive!
Originally posted 2007-09-01 05:11:33.
