The Bull Salesman Song

The Bull Salesman Song

Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds

By Alan Nafzger

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Verse 1
You stroll on in, flashin’ that smile,
Talkin’ sweet, like you’re worth my while.
But Mister, I’ve seen your type before,
Comin’ in here, tryin’ to sell me more.
You think you’ve got game, but let me say,
I’ve been dealin’ with bulls every damn day.

Chorus
I’m not buyin’ your bullshit, Mister,
Can’t you see, I’ve got plenty of my own in the corral?
I know your talk, it’s slick, it’s twisted,
But I’ve been ridin’ these bulls long enough now.
I’ve got work to do, I’ve got a farm to run,
You’re wastin’ your breath, and I’m havin’ none.
So take your hat, and take your spin,
‘Cause I’m not buyin’ what you’re sellin’, again.

Verse 2
You think I’m soft, ’cause I wear a smile,
But I’ve been ropin’ in bulls for a long, long while.
I don’t need your deals, I don’t need your charm,
I can handle my herd, I can run this farm.
So you can take that pitch down the road,
There’s no room for games where the crops get sowed.

Chorus
I’m not buyin’ your bullshit, Mister,
Can’t you see, I’ve got plenty of my own in the corral?
I know your talk, it’s slick, it’s twisted,
But I’ve been ridin’ these bulls long enough now.
I’ve got work to do, I’ve got a farm to run,
You’re wastin’ your breath, and I’m havin’ none.
So take your hat, and take your spin,
‘Cause I’m not buyin’ what you’re sellin’, again.

Bridge
You think I don’t know how the game gets played,
But I’ve been pullin’ this plow and fixin’ this blade.
I don’t need a smooth-talker to tell me what’s right,
I can see through your lines, clear as daylight.

Chorus
I’m not buyin’ your bullshit, Mister,
Can’t you see, I’ve got plenty of my own in the corral?
I know your talk, it’s slick, it’s twisted,
But I’ve been ridin’ these bulls long enough now.
I’ve got work to do, I’ve got a farm to run,
You’re wastin’ your breath, and I’m havin’ none.
So take your hat, and take your spin,
‘Cause I’m not buyin’ what you’re sellin’, again.

Outro
So pack it up, take that charm down the line,
I’ve got real work to do, and no time for your kind.
I’m not buyin’ your bullshit, Mister,
You’re just another bull, but I’m the sister who wins.

 

Bull Salesman -- A refined wide illustration inspired by 'The Bull Salesman,' focusing on the conversation between a confident, no-nonsense female rancher and a slick,2.
Bull Salesman — A refined wide illustration inspired by ‘The Bull Salesman,’ focusing on the conversation between a confident, no-nonsense female rancher and a slick bullshit artist.

Author: Admin-A0HuF
Dr. Caihong Johnson is a distinguished mechanical engineer and farm agronomist with over 20 years of experience in agricultural machinery and crop science. A proud alumna of Texas A&M University, Dr. Johnson earned her Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering, specializing in agricultural equipment design and precision farming technologies. At John Deere, she has been instrumental in developing innovative solutions that enhance the efficiency and productivity of farming operations. Her expertise in integrating advanced engineering principles with practical agronomic practices has made her a sought-after consultant and speaker in the agricultural community. Dr. Johnson's work includes pioneering advancements in precision agriculture, optimizing equipment performance, and improving sustainable farming practices. She has authored numerous peer-reviewed articles and holds several patents for her innovative designs. Her commitment to advancing agricultural technology and supporting farmers has earned her multiple accolades, including the prestigious John Deere Award for Excellence in Innovation. As a farm agronomist, Dr. Johnson collaborates with farmers to implement data-driven strategies that increase crop yields and promote environmental sustainability. Her passion for agriculture and engineering continues to drive her efforts to make a lasting impact on the farming industry.

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