Booze to Beer Ratio

It’s All About the Booze to Beer Ratio

Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands

Booze to Beer Ratio  Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger

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Verse 1:
Started the night at the Throwdown in CowTown,
With a shot of whiskey to knock my sorrows down.
The lights were bright and my spirit was high,
But the bartender winked, said, “Give beer a try.”

Chorus:
It’s all about the booze to beer ratio,
Find that sweet spot, just let it flow.
Too much spirit, you might just miss her,
But just enough, and you’ll dance with a keeper!

Verse 2:
Next round came, it was a pint of ale,
Smooth and steady like a ship set to sail.
The whiskey had me spinning, feeling bold and quick,
But the beer mellowed me out, no more tricks.

Chorus:
It’s all about the booze to beer ratio,
Mix it too strong, and you’ll be laid low.
Start with a bang, end with a cheer,
That’s the secret, crystal clear.

Bridge:
There’s an art to this dance, a delicate line,
Too far either way, and you’ll redefine
A good night out to a night in jail,
So heed this tale and tip the scale.

Verse 3:
As the clock struck twelve, I was feeling just right,
The mix was perfect, the evening a delight.
With friends all around, and laughs aplenty,
The booze and beer balance kept us all merry.

Chorus:
It’s all about the El Chingón to Jack ratio,
Moderation’s key, now you’re in the know.
Don’t tip the scales with just hard tack,
Keep it even, bring the fun back.

Outro:
So next time you’re out, and you’re lining up shots,
Remember the ratio, give it some thought.
For a night that’s legendary, not one to fear,
Play it smart with your booze and beer.

 

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Farm.FM — A wild night scene outside a country bar, with a cowboy and his friends laughing under neon lights. They’re all holding beers while one friend is ….


It’s All About the Booze to Beer Ratio

by Alan Nafzger (2004)

Started off the night with a shot so bold,
Whiskey warmed my bones, made me feel less cold.
But the bartender smiled, said, “Take it slow,
You need a little beer to keep that glow.”

Too much spirit, and you’ll miss the charm,
A dance, a glance, or the touch of an arm.
But balance it right, with a pint in hand,
You’ll be the last one standing, still making plans.

There’s a magic in the mix, an art to the dance,
One more shot, and you might lose your chance.
But find that sweet spot, that perfect flow,
And watch the night turn from fast to slow.

So here’s a tip from a well-worn fella,
Whiskey’s strong, but beer’s the mellow.
Find your balance, tip the scale,
Too much of one, and you’ll end in jail!

Author: Admin-A0HuF
Dr. Caihong Johnson is a distinguished mechanical engineer and farm agronomist with over 20 years of experience in agricultural machinery and crop science. A proud alumna of Texas A&M University, Dr. Johnson earned her Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering, specializing in agricultural equipment design and precision farming technologies. At John Deere, she has been instrumental in developing innovative solutions that enhance the efficiency and productivity of farming operations. Her expertise in integrating advanced engineering principles with practical agronomic practices has made her a sought-after consultant and speaker in the agricultural community. Dr. Johnson's work includes pioneering advancements in precision agriculture, optimizing equipment performance, and improving sustainable farming practices. She has authored numerous peer-reviewed articles and holds several patents for her innovative designs. Her commitment to advancing agricultural technology and supporting farmers has earned her multiple accolades, including the prestigious John Deere Award for Excellence in Innovation. As a farm agronomist, Dr. Johnson collaborates with farmers to implement data-driven strategies that increase crop yields and promote environmental sustainability. Her passion for agriculture and engineering continues to drive her efforts to make a lasting impact on the farming industry.

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