I Need Some Eggs

I Need Some Eggs

Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands

I Need Some Eggs – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger

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Verse 1:
Well, I woke up this mornin’, feelin’ half dead,
That bull threw me down, now I can’t feel my legs.
Last night that bull sure had his fun,
And a cowgirl’s goodbye left me undone.

Chorus:
I need some eggs, yeah, I’m hungry as heck,
But braumz is 27 miles, my truck’s a wreck.
My back’s all busted, my heart’s in a sling,
But I need those eggs, or I can’t do a thing.

Verse 2:
I remember the boots, the spurs, and the jeans,
She smiled at me sweet, but she sure caused a scene.
The dance floor was spinning, the whiskey was strong,
Now I need some breakfast to fix the wrong.

Chorus:
I need some eggs, yeah, I’m hungry as heck,
But braumz is 27 miles, and my truck’s a wreck.
My back’s all busted, my heart’s in a sling,
But I need those eggs, or I can’t do a thing.

Bridge:
Now I’m craving eggs to and I need my fill,
But braumz is clear to Gainesville,
Saddle up my truck, hat down; I’m driving into the sun,
Got a way to go before I’m done.

Chorus:
I need some eggs, yeah, I’m hungry as heck,
But braumz is 27 miles, and my truck’s a wreck.
My back’s worn out, my heart’s on the mend,
But without those eggs, I can’t even begin.

Outro:
So here’s to the morning after rodeo nights,
To bulls, broken hearts, Whiskey failures.
But no matter how wild the rodeo goes,
When you need some eggs, everybody knows!

(end)
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(spoken)
I don’t know why they have rodeos out here, so far from the Eggs?

If I had those eggs, I’m pretty sure I could do it all over again.

Everything except that bull stomping on my head.

I might still have a chance with the girl but I ain’t ridin’ that bull again!!!

The END.

It’ll be the end of me, if I don’t get some eggs…

 

 

Author: Admin-A0HuF
Dr. Caihong Johnson is a distinguished mechanical engineer and farm agronomist with over 20 years of experience in agricultural machinery and crop science. A proud alumna of Texas A&M University, Dr. Johnson earned her Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering, specializing in agricultural equipment design and precision farming technologies. At John Deere, she has been instrumental in developing innovative solutions that enhance the efficiency and productivity of farming operations. Her expertise in integrating advanced engineering principles with practical agronomic practices has made her a sought-after consultant and speaker in the agricultural community. Dr. Johnson's work includes pioneering advancements in precision agriculture, optimizing equipment performance, and improving sustainable farming practices. She has authored numerous peer-reviewed articles and holds several patents for her innovative designs. Her commitment to advancing agricultural technology and supporting farmers has earned her multiple accolades, including the prestigious John Deere Award for Excellence in Innovation. As a farm agronomist, Dr. Johnson collaborates with farmers to implement data-driven strategies that increase crop yields and promote environmental sustainability. Her passion for agriculture and engineering continues to drive her efforts to make a lasting impact on the farming industry.

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