KLUR 99.9 – Wichita Falls

KLUR FM 99.9 – Wichita Falls

By Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds

KLUR 99.9 – Wichita Falls:Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger

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Verse 1
Well, I’m drivin’ through town with the radio high,
K.L.U.R.’s playin’ and the cattle don’t lie.
I got trucks in front, trucks behind,
That Texoma twang’s on my mind.
Mama tried to get me to move away,
But Big Jim keeps me stayin’ another day.

Chorus
I’m tuned in to 99.9, Texoma’s best,
Where the BBQ’s smokin’, and country’s the test.
True Grit trivia before the storm rolls in,
In Wichita Falls, storm season about to begin.
From tractors to cowboy boots, we’re livin’ right,
With the country station on morning, noon, and night.

Verse 2
At the rodeo, or just stuck at the light,
With K.L.U.R., I know I’m goin’ right.
Every ballad’s long, but traffic’s short,
So I’m two-steppin’ like it’s my favorite sport.
And don’t get me started on the hayfield days,
When the ads for cubes roll right through the hay. Hey!

Chorus
I’m tuned in to 99.9, Texoma’s beat,
With songs about trucks and a rodeo seat.
The tumbleweeds roll and the wind picks up,
But with that true country sound, I don’t give up.

Bridge
They say we’re the leader, and that might be true,
But most days, we’re just fishin’ for somethin’ to do.
From George to Willie, they play it just right,
Keepin’ Wichita Falls country all day and night.

Chorus
I’m tuned in to 99.9, Texoma’s pride,
With boots on my feet and a tractor to ride.
When Mama tried to move me, I just hit rewind,
And K. L. U. R. kept me here, one song at a time.

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Farm.FM — KLUR Wichita Falls 99.9 Country music leader.


DISCLAIMER: This song parody, KLUR 99.9 – Wichita Falls, performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds, is a satirical take on the joys of country radio and rural life. All references to KLUR 99.9 are purely for entertainment purposes and not intended to be a factual representation of the station, its programming, or its personnel. We love George Strait and the BBQ as much as the next Texan, but if you think your tractor is really two-stepping or your cattle are tuning into true grit trivia, you may need to turn down the radio for a moment and step outside for some fresh air.

KLUR FM 99.9 is a real radio station, but this song and all its claims are the creative result of Alan Nafzger’s comedic storytelling and the voice of Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds. Any likeness to actual cows, trucks, or storm warnings is coincidental, though we do appreciate the BBQ smoke signals from Texoma.

DOWNLOAD THE MP3 only if you’re ready for a good-natured, country-fried chuckle.

Auf Wiedersehen, y’all, and remember: this parody is a human collaboration between a cowboy, a farmer, and a microphone that’s seen better days. No AI was harmed in the making of this satire—just some boots and a hayride or two.

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Farm.FM — KLUR Wichita Falls 99.9 Country music.

Originally posted 2023-09-07 14:50:33.

Author: Admin-A0HuF
Dr. Caihong Johnson is a distinguished mechanical engineer and farm agronomist with over 20 years of experience in agricultural machinery and crop science. A proud alumna of Texas A&M University, Dr. Johnson earned her Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering, specializing in agricultural equipment design and precision farming technologies. At John Deere, she has been instrumental in developing innovative solutions that enhance the efficiency and productivity of farming operations. Her expertise in integrating advanced engineering principles with practical agronomic practices has made her a sought-after consultant and speaker in the agricultural community. Dr. Johnson's work includes pioneering advancements in precision agriculture, optimizing equipment performance, and improving sustainable farming practices. She has authored numerous peer-reviewed articles and holds several patents for her innovative designs. Her commitment to advancing agricultural technology and supporting farmers has earned her multiple accolades, including the prestigious John Deere Award for Excellence in Innovation. As a farm agronomist, Dr. Johnson collaborates with farmers to implement data-driven strategies that increase crop yields and promote environmental sustainability. Her passion for agriculture and engineering continues to drive her efforts to make a lasting impact on the farming industry.

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