Thinkin’ About Leaving Bars

Thinkin’ About Leaving Bars

Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys

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(Verse 1)
Well, I’m stumbling out the door, barely keepin’ my pace,
And here you are, dumbass, with a gun in my face.
You really think you’re hittin’ the jackpot tonight?
I’m a drunk leaving a bar, man, there ain’t no cash, no fight.
You want my money? Good luck with that plan,
All you’re gettin’ is $3.50 and a drunk, broke man.

(Chorus)
I’m leaving a bar, and you’re robbing me now?
If you want to get rich, I’ll show you how.
Rob the guy going in, not stumbling out,
He’s got cash in his pocket and self-doubt.
But you’re standing here, thinking you’re smart,
Only a dumbass robs drunks leaving bars.

(Verse 2)
The only reason you’re getting $3.50, you see,
Is ‘cause the damn beer inside cost me $4.03.
If you’d caught me before I walked through that door,
You’d be swimmin’ in twenties, maybe even more.
But now you’re here lookin’ all tough and mean,
While I’m countin’ change, ain’t got no green.

(Chorus)
I’m leaving a bar, and you’re robbing me now?
If you want to get rich, I’ll show you how.
Rob the guy going in, not stumbling out,
Going in he’s got cash in his pocket and self-doubt.
But you’re standing here, thinking you’re smart,
Only a dumbass robs drunks leaving bars.

(Bridge)
Here’s some solid advice, if you’re so set on robbin’ folks,
Go for the sober ones, “before the bar” wallets.
Catch ‘em fresh with a wallet full of poke,
Not me, leaving broke, smelling like whiskey and smoke.
I tipped my last dollar to the bartender’s smirk,
Now you’re robbing me like it’s your life’s work?

(Chorus)
I’m leaving a bar, and you’re robbing me now?
If you want to get rich, I’ll show you how.
Rob the guy going in, not stumbling out,
Going in he’s got cash in his pocket and self-doubt.
But you’re standing here, thinking you’re smart,
Only a dumbass robs drunks leaving bars.

(Verse 3)
Look, pal, this ain’t rocket science or brain surgery,
You want to steal three bits? This robbery’s in jeopardy.
I got nothing but pocket lint; ain’t nothin’ in the tank,
Maybe you’d do better robbing a piggy bank.
So take my 3 bits 50 and be on your way,
‘Cause you ain’t getting rich from me today.

(Chorus)
I’m leaving this bar, and you’re robbing me now?
If you want to get rich, I’ll show you how.
Rob the guy going in, not stumbling out,
He’s got cash in his pocket and self-doubt.
But you’re standing here, thinking you’re smart,
Only a dumbass robs drunks leaving bars.

(Outro)
Yeah, only a dumbass robs drunks leaving bars.
Next time, buddy, just wait for the guy rolling up with a car!
If you want to rob right and fill up your jar,
Catch ‘em sober before they’re leaving the bar!

Dumbass!



Thinkin’ About Leaving Bars – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger



Leaving Bars -- Create a wide aspect humorous image of a stumbling, disheveled man leaving a small-town rural bar late at night with a frustrated robber pointing a gu5
Leaving BarsYeah, only a dumbass robs drunks leaving bars. Next time, buddy, just wait for the guy rolling up with a car!  Thinkin’ About Leaving Bars – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger

 

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Dr. Caihong Johnson is a distinguished mechanical engineer and farm agronomist with over 20 years of experience in agricultural machinery and crop science. A proud alumna of Texas A&M University, Dr. Johnson earned her Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering, specializing in agricultural equipment design and precision farming technologies. At John Deere, she has been instrumental in developing innovative solutions that enhance the efficiency and productivity of farming operations. Her expertise in integrating advanced engineering principles with practical agronomic practices has made her a sought-after consultant and speaker in the agricultural community. Dr. Johnson's work includes pioneering advancements in precision agriculture, optimizing equipment performance, and improving sustainable farming practices. She has authored numerous peer-reviewed articles and holds several patents for her innovative designs. Her commitment to advancing agricultural technology and supporting farmers has earned her multiple accolades, including the prestigious John Deere Award for Excellence in Innovation. As a farm agronomist, Dr. Johnson collaborates with farmers to implement data-driven strategies that increase crop yields and promote environmental sustainability. Her passion for agriculture and engineering continues to drive her efforts to make a lasting impact on the farming industry.

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