Are You Gonna Pull My Hair, or Not?
Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds
Are You Gonna Pull My Hair, or Not? — DOWNLOAD
(Verse 1)
You’re too sweet, I’m tellin’ ya,
I ain’t here for countin’ sheep, not a cuddle-up plan.
Cuddles are cheap, but let’s be real,
I’m here to burn calories, baby, not just feel!
You keep sayin’ my eyes look nice,
But I know what you really want, so here’s my advice.
Get a little closer, find out what’s good,
I’ll tell ya more than just what you should.
(Chorus)
Pull my hair, don’t be shy,
This ain’t the time to wonder why.
It ain’t Monday morning, no need to hide,
Yank it like you’re startin’ a chainsaw tonight!
(Verse 2)
Boy, you’re starin’ at me in this dress,
But I’ve got plans for what comes next.
Three, two, one, let it hit the floor,
Actin’ shy? Honey, don’t make me snore!
You wanna take it slow, I know,
But slow’s for sippin’ tea, not what I come for.
The only thing that better be slow tonight,
Is when we’re coolin’ down after ridin’ right.
(Chorus)
Pull my hair, don’t be shy,
This ain’t the time to wonder why.
It ain’t Monday morning, no need to hide,
Yank it like you’re startin’ a chainsaw tonight!
(Bridge)
Don’t tiptoe ‘round like it’s a game,
Respect’s cute, but this ain’t the same.
Grab it like you’ve got skin in the race,
This ain’t the Queen’s tea—get in my space.
You talkin’ ‘bout leavin’ before the light?
Baby, you’re not done ‘til the sun is bright.
Breakfast, lunch, then maybe round three,
And if you’re lucky, you’ll get to see!
(Chorus)
Pull my hair, don’t be shy,
This ain’t the time to wonder why.
It ain’t Sunday morning, no need to pray,
Yank it like you’re startin’ a chainsaw tonight!
(Verse 3)
Talkin’ ‘bout snacks and water, you’re sweet,
But baby, that’s not why I’m feelin’ this heat.
Forget the small talk, let’s get to the point,
Round two’s on deck—let’s not disappoint.
Respect’s nice, but honey, ride,
Leave your good manners outside.
Pull my hair, I can take it rough,
I promise you, boy, I’m more than tough!
(Outro)
So baby, lose the rules and ditch the fear,
I’ll teach you things you didn’t know were here.
You’re sweet, but don’t waste time tonight,
When I say pull my hair—get it right!
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Pull my hair…
You can’t…? Your mother taught you not to pull girls hair…?
That was 25 years ago when you were in kindergarten; you are a grown man now!
And that’s exactly why you can’t pull my hair?
Respectfully, get hell out….
Are You Gonna Pull My Hair, or Not? – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
Originally posted 2023-10-13 14:49:33.
