Farm Accidents Aren’t Fun
Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands
(Verse 1) Well, it started like any other day, out in the fields so green,
Plowing the land, working hard, just living the farmer’s dream.
But then that old tractor hit a rut, and I took a tumble down,
Now I’m flying through the air, heading straight for town.
(Chorus) Farm accidents aren’t fun, no, they ain’t no joke,
But you do get to ride on a helicopter, floating like a bloke.
Spinning blades and flashing lights, it’s a sight to see,
I never knew a farm mishap would take me on this spree.
(Verse 2) I was milking cows at sunrise, when Bessie got a bit too close,
She kicked the bucket, and me too, now I’m feeling like a ghost.
Next thing you know, they’re strapping me down, the medics on the run,
Up I go into the sky, chasing that rising sun.
(Chorus) Farm accidents aren’t fun, no, they ain’t no joke,
But you do get to ride on a helicopter, floating like a bloke.
Spinning blades and flashing lights, it’s a sight to see,
I never knew a farm mishap would take me on this spree.
(Bridge) Now I’ve got stories to tell, from the fields to the ER,
About flying high above the farm, like a country music star.
They patched me up, sent me home, with a tale or two to share,
But next time I think I’ll just drive, no more falling through the air.
(Verse 3) So here’s to all the farmers, working hard each day,
Remember to watch your step, while you’re baling up that hay.
But if you slip, or take a hit, don’t worry, don’t you cry,
‘Cause a helicopter ride’s a thrill, just don’t ask me why.
(Chorus) Farm accidents aren’t fun, no, they ain’t no joke,
But you do get to ride on a helicopter, floating like a bloke.
Spinning blades and flashing lights, it’s a sight to see,
I never knew a farm mishap would take me on this spree.
(Outro) Yeah, farm life’s got its ups and downs, it’s tough as a farmer’s wife,
But every now and then, you get to see the farm from a different kind of life.
So if you’re out there farming, just try to stay on the ground,
But if you don’t, well, buckle up, it’s the wildest ride around.
Auf Wiedersehen!
And remember, stay safe out there—but if not, enjoy the view!
Originally posted 2020-09-01 12:53:26.
