I Need Some Eggs
Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands
I Need Some Eggs – Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger
Verse 1:
Well, I woke up this mornin’, feelin’ half dead,
That bull threw me down, now I can’t feel my legs.
Last night that bull sure had his fun,
And a cowgirl’s goodbye left me undone.
Chorus:
I need some eggs, yeah, I’m hungry as heck,
But braumz is 27 miles, my truck’s a wreck.
My back’s all busted, my heart’s in a sling,
But I need those eggs, or I can’t do a thing.
Verse 2:
I remember the boots, the spurs, and the jeans,
She smiled at me sweet, but she sure caused a scene.
The dance floor was spinning, the whiskey was strong,
Now I need some breakfast to fix the wrong.
Chorus:
I need some eggs, yeah, I’m hungry as heck,
But braumz is 27 miles, and my truck’s a wreck.
My back’s all busted, my heart’s in a sling,
But I need those eggs, or I can’t do a thing.
Bridge:
Now I’m craving eggs to and I need my fill,
But braumz is clear to Gainesville,
Saddle up my truck, hat down; I’m driving into the sun,
Got a way to go before I’m done.
Chorus:
I need some eggs, yeah, I’m hungry as heck,
But braumz is 27 miles, and my truck’s a wreck.
My back’s worn out, my heart’s on the mend,
But without those eggs, I can’t even begin.
Outro:
So here’s to the morning after rodeo nights,
To bulls, broken hearts, Whiskey failures.
But no matter how wild the rodeo goes,
When you need some eggs, everybody knows!
(end)
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(spoken)
I don’t know why they have rodeos out here, so far from the Eggs?
If I had those eggs, I’m pretty sure I could do it all over again.
Everything except that bull stomping on my head.
I might still have a chance with the girl but I ain’t ridin’ that bull again!!!
The END.
It’ll be the end of me, if I don’t get some eggs…
