Lyrics – Page 2 – John Deere Directory

Slide on Over, Baby

Slow and Steady Wins the Race

She’s a Happy Camper

Where Friday Nights Last Forever

He Wants Ya to Be More City?

You Can’t Marry a Cowgirl Without Baggage

Marry Me Instead

Beauty Fades, Bills Don’t

If the Cows Could Talk, They’d Say I’m Lonely

Whiskey’s Cheaper Than Worry

Workin’ for Some Yankee’s Rent

One Red Light, Two Stop Signs

Broke Down Farm

Bad Mud

The Real Crisis: It’s the Tax on Booze

The Right to Repair

Marxist Diamondback Bitch

My Hometown Ain’t No Town at All

Fort Liberty

Two of Seventeen

Nights with Elaina

Texas Navy Rum

Performing for the Internet

Saint Jo Rodeo Boogie

Tennessee Tilling the Land

Taylor Swift Covers “Bessie the Heifer”

You Can Take a Farmer Out of the Mud…

The Cows Are Coming Home?

She Holds The Reins

Assisted Living Ain’t No Place to Park a Farmer

The Trump Rally

A Few Coherent Sentences

Farm Girl Tactics

I’m Leaving the Dairy Business

Milking Time and Mixed Signals

Pray for Rain

I Need This Tractor to Start

I Know What You Think About My Daddy’s Farm

A Cowgirl’s Week in Town

Why Can’t I Get a Decent Steak in This Town?

Farm Accidents Aren’t Fun

Cornbread and Sweet Tea

Lost & Found – New Braunfels

The Problem with Cowgirls Today

Booze to Beer Ratio

Trump Fight Song

Ron White Rolled Onto My Farm

Thank You Bankers, You’ve Been Swell…

She’s Doin’ Her Part

Stick That in the Ground and See If It Grows

If You Think Your American Farm Is Untenable

Clown in the Round

Weather and Whether I Keep the Farm

Your New Boyfriend Wants to Buy My Farm?

Hay in the Barn

Tractor Tires and Twang

Don’t Spook the Cows

Why Ya Wanna Be an Outlaw?

Love’s a Snakebite

The Tractor Broke Down Again

Wrinkles and Whiskey

Aliens at the Rodeo

Bluebell, the Ice Cream Heifer

Hay Bale Fail

Bessie the Heifer

Cowgirl’s Curse

She Thinks I Plow Too Fast

Green Haired Girls Can’t Dance in Texas

The Tractor Runs

John Wayne Marathon

Hayloft Heartbreak

Cows Don’t Want No Hugs!

Honkytonk Harvest

The Farmer

The Haunting of Lot 13

We Can Get On a Buzz

West Texas Holstein Blues

Turn West When in Doubt

City Girls Don’t Know What Neutrogena Is For

Cowgirl Crown

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